Don't F*** in the Woods [Blu-ray]

A lot of low budget horror and exploitation has in the past used titles and or poster art that exaggerates the true theme of the movie. Part of making sure the film sales.This movie however truly lives up to its title. It is about having sex and being eviscerated in the woods.A group of friends head out to the woods to take a break from life and unwind. A little pot, some drinking and if coupled, sex. As it happens there is an unearthly creature in the woods that has an hunters instinct for those that are mating.The movie features ample nudity to include breasts and bottoms. The woman are realistic looking and varied but are all alternative looking ala Suicide Girls with piercings and tattoos. The men are not specifically attractive but this doesn't detract too badly. Diversity comes only with a lesbian couple (featured in love making scenes) and plus size people (who do not get fully naked).I felt for a low budget monster movie this one was decent. The monster is practical with a man in a suit and works for the most part although he appears better in the shadows. Gore effects are adequate though I could have handled a few more tossed in.So in summary if you are looking for a creature slasher no budget nudity filled movie this one does deliver based on its title.

Ok. You get what you paid for and let's be honest, you probably clicked on it for the title!!! Well I did and it did not let me down. Now, if you were expecting some Oscar worthy material and etc, well shame on you. However I enjoyed this and actually most of my friends. Doesn't say much though, none of us are paid movie critics. It was exactly what I expected and maybe a little more. A little movie, with a little budget, but didn't disappoint. In the end, it's entertainment and kept me entertained. That being said, I'm also one of the people what watched almost every movie made by Troma!!!!

even tho it was cheeply made the movie was kinda funny only worth abouth 199.00 rental but ok too watch if your not expecting too much from it keep in mind this was a cheep made move or better yet wait for it on syfi and see it free

OK...I bought this movie because of the title and I'm glad I did. It's a throwback to the low-budget horror movies of the early 1980's and it does not disappoint. Just approach it with that in mind. This is not Cabin In The Woods or any of that torture-you-till-you-die stuff...this is horror at it's cheapest and best. Beautiful women, a monster in the woods (with a ovary fetish) and dumb guys who don't know when to leave. Great movie to kick back and enjoy.

Awesome! Entertaining from the get go! This genre is great! If you like sex and gore, you've got it made!

Boring, derivative, so-so horror flick. my little sister could make a scarier, gorier, more unforgetable mvie than this transparent, unexciting work of blah!

This is a campy (pardon the pun) reminder of what horror movies were like in the 80's. The title is what usually catches everybody's eye, but once they start watching, they become enamored, and can't stop watching. I wouldn't let the kids watch it, but it could be a fun time with drinks and friends. And as always, YMMV.

I rarely comment on items/movies, but this movie was such a stink bomb that I do not want anyone else to waste their time or money.- This was a shot on video POS with horrible audio in spots, not that it ultimately mattered what any of the characters were saying- The nudity was of women you do not want to see naked. Just pudgy, saggy, tattooed, pierced southwest Ohio trash- No background was given on the monster/alien in the woodsCould go on, but the bottom line is stay away!