Squatty Potty Dual-Stream Bidet - Fresh Water Non Electric Toilet Attachment with Adjustable Pressure

The Squatty Potty Dual-Steam Bidet is the first bidet that I've ever used and purchased; therefore, I have little basis for comparison.However, I will gladly share my experiences with everyone!I bought it because I poop A LOT and was getting tired of having to use so much toilet paper to wipe (let's face it: poop does not always come out cleanly). Also, due to the frequent wiping, it's caused my doodie chute to be chapped and irritated on many occasions. In my mind, getting the bidet would help with this problem.Installing: was easy/moderate. I had issues with the my original toilet water hose line leaking after initial installation, but it was because it was severely deteriorated. Ended up getting a new one.Test #1(Not sitting on the toilet). When turning the bidet on, start with gently easing the dial to the preferred spray direction. DO NOT turn it on full blast, it will spray you or the wall across from the toilet! This goes for front and back nozzles.Test #2 (after using the bathroom) same advise from test one; don't go full blast. You WILL sing falsetto notes of surprise when the powerful stream of freshly cold water pummels your sphincter. You may try to correct the pressure by turning it off. In doing so, there may be a chance that you over turn the switch to full blast for the front nozzel; this will also make you sing falsetto notes of surprise.Other observations:-placement of your hindquarters is extremely important. Too far in certain directions can lead to spraying in unwanted places such as missing entirely and spraying the wall across from you. Be sure not to open your legs to far as well.-Once you install your bidet, it can cause your toilet seat to not touch the rim of the bowl. A great remedy for this is getting toilet seat bumpers for bidets. Sure, it'll feel like your butt's on stilts, but that's better that pinching the crap out of the back of your leg/inner thigh.- Toilet paper consumption has gone down. I don't use it for wiping; instead, I use it to gently blot up/dry the excess water.- Everyone is proportioned differently, so adjustments are necessary. When rinsing, feel free to slooowly adjust your body in the direction it needs to be in order to get the best cleaning. Conclusion:I really like it! Once I got used to how the bidet worked, I've been looking forward to my bathroom visits. It is effective but, like everything else, does take practice; so don't sweat it if you get a little more wet than you want to. Not having to use massive amounts of toilet paper for wiping feels great and my bunghole thanks me for that.I highly recommend this bidet and plan on getting an additional one to go in the bathroom upstairs.

This is the first bidet I've purchased, and I went for one of the lowest cost models to give it a try. Overall I'm happy with it. It was easy to install and I haven't experienced any water leaking from the hose. Turns out the water going into my toilet is ICY cold, so that's a surprise, but it works, and I'm not sure I want to spend the money for a heated model.The reason I'm not giving 5 stars is primarily that there is no appreciable difference between the "front" and "back" streams. Both are basically just "back." If you're a man you probably won't really care. Women will need to shift position to clean all areas. Also, as other reviews have noted, with the bidet installed, my toilet seat no longer makes contact with the front of the toilet bowl rim. But it's not as extreme as the photo another reviewer posted--I don't think it is going to crack the seat, so I am fine with it. Seems to really depend on the shape of your toilet seat.

My wife and I ordered and received these bidets for our bathrooms in response to the whole epidemic and in truth, something we had considered for a while. Apparently the time was now. I have never used a bidet, so my curiosity was peaked, to say the least. After a simple install, the time had come to, as Tyler Durden would say, "Be the first monkey shot into space." I didn't have to go yet, but I wanted to at least test the spray and get an impression, as one does. Suffice to say, an impression was made. I feel that using a bidet for the first time is very much like touching your tongue to a 9 volt battery for the first time. You are not really sure what to expect, but you will be indelibly changed from that moment forward.It is important to note here that this model is a simple, non-electric model. What that means is that the water is not heated. Another important note is that we are in Minnesota. In the winter. Cold is not really the word I would use to describe the water in the tank. Remember in Titanic when Jack is talking about how it would feel to dive into the water around the boat? Imagine that scenario, but focused entirely on your nethers in a hard spray.Also important to note is that this bidet has a dial to control the force of the spray. As referenced before, one cannot simply "stick a toe" into space, you just have to blast off and see how it goes. With that in mind, my maiden voyage into the land of the moistened taint was begun with cranking it to 10. I could do no more than gasp as it felt like an icicle was suddenly jammed into the warm and previously unviolated sanctuary of my colon. I would never have believed up until that moment that I could leave contact with the seat through a simple contraction of my buttock muscles, but the speed and force with which it happened made me a believer. Our bidet has 2 nozzles with slightly different angling to cover a wider area, so to speak. Apparently I did not learn through my first experience, cranked it to 10 through the other nozzle and was treated to much the same experience, just a few centimeters forward of the original target. Again, near orbit was achieved and I immediately questioned my life choices. There is also a setting that will give a double stream, but you have to go past 10 to get there, and I have not built up the strength of will to try it. I may at some point, but I fear the moment that it becomes a necessity.It is at this point that I feel the need to offer some tips to anyone wishing to embark on their own voyage of self-discovery. Obviously, if you have the means and wish to do so, buy one that heats the water. Or not, and feel the same sense of excitement and trepidation I now feel every time the call of nature is inevitably made. Next tip, use short bursts, people! On-off, on-off to allow for recovery before the next. I did try a long steady stream, again, in the interest of discovery. I can honestly say up to that point that I have never had my taint go numb from cold and I can tell you it is not as fun of an experience as one would think. And if you didn't think it would be fun in the first place, your instincts were on the money in that respect.In conclusion, I will say that despite my doubts that it would be effective in its purpose, I think it is safe to say that those concerns are solidly laid to rest, even at the lowest setting. In truth, I think anything that was not physically attached to me at a molecular level would be in dire fear of the consequences. Will I continue to use it? Yes absolutely, because despite the cold water and the resulting sphincter clench that goes all the way to my soul, it works. And for the record, I still touch my tongue to 9 volt batteries.