---
product_id: 28138475
title: "Glaucoma Freaker, Bottle Insulator Koozie"
brand: "freaker"
price: "B/.26"
currency: PAB
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.com.pa/products/28138475-glaucoma-freaker-bottle-insulator-koozie
store_origin: PA
region: Panama
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# Glaucoma Freaker, Bottle Insulator Koozie

**Brand:** freaker
**Price:** B/.26
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Glaucoma Freaker, Bottle Insulator Koozie by freaker
- **How much does it cost?** B/.26 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.pa](https://www.desertcart.com.pa/products/28138475-glaucoma-freaker-bottle-insulator-koozie)

## Best For

- freaker enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted freaker brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

Freaker USA makes Freakers. In the Freakin' USA! A Freaker is truly a ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL bottle insulator! Keeping your hands dry and your drinks cold is the new fashion-jam. Looking for a gift for your entire list of friends, family, co-workers, and regrettable acquaintances? Congratulations. There is a Freaker for everyone. And don't give me that "I don't drink beer" squabble. Do you drink liquids of any variety? Your argument is suddenly invalid. What's that? You have a baby but you also enjoy bum-wine? Is the FREAKER for you? A match made in heaven, gumdrop. Your little one's sippy cup can be just as freaked as your 40oz Colt. Also your mom's wine and your kid sister's Nalgene and your dad's beer & thevase you sometimes regretably send flowers to your ex in. As seen on Shark Tank, Kickstarter, and the new documentary "The Capital C".

## Features

- The Original Freakers by Freaker USA and Not Some Cheap Chinese Knockoff. Designed in Wilmington, North Carolina. Made in the Freakin USA - Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks.
- One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.
- Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)
- Made in the Freakin' USA! American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
- Machine Washable! Bottle NOT included.

## Images

![Glaucoma Freaker, Bottle Insulator Koozie - Image 1](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Ks9s5rDML.jpg)

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*Product available on Desertcart Panama*
*Store origin: PA*
*Last updated: 2026-02-12*