The Cleaner 7-Day Detox for Men

I got these detox pills for my husband. The following is based on his experience. Let me take you on a rollercoaster ride of detoxification that my body will never forget, and neither will my bathroom. Day 1: "The Surprise Starter" - I popped 4 pills the first evening, and all was calm. I woke up, continued the regimen, and my morning routine seemed usual, but little did I know, I was about to become best friends with my porcelain throne. By 8 AM, I had frequented the loo 5 times. I thought to myself, "Who needs a morning jog when you have The Cleaner?" Day 2: "The Repeat Performance" - Just like a movie sequel, the second day was much like the first. Nine visits to the restroom and I started wondering if I should start charging rent for my time there. Day 3-7: "The Calming Down Phase" - The intensity reduced, and my visits became more of a regular tour rather than a marathon. Small victories, as they say! The Pros: Natural and Gentle: My stomach was a champ! No cramps, just action. Efficient: It's like hiring a professional cleaning service for your insides. No Midnight Surprises: Sleep was undisturbed, a big plus! Hydration Reminder: I drank more water than a camel prepping for a desert journey. The Cons: Frequent Flyer Miles with the Toilet: If you plan to try this, maybe take a few days off work. Beware of False Alarms: Never trust a fart on The Cleaner. It's like playing Russian roulette with your pants. Final Thoughts: The Cleaner Detox is like a storm – it comes in strong, shakes things up, and then gently fades away, leaving behind a sense of cleanliness and lightness. It's a powerful, yet gentle detox that's akin to a reset button for your body. Just remember to stay hydrated and maybe invest in some comfortable reading material for your extended bathroom stays. In the end, I felt lighter, healthier, and surprisingly more energetic. If you're looking for a thorough internal cleanse, The Cleaner is your go-to. Just be prepared for a few days of intense bonding with your bathroom!

Worked well and fast

Just to save time for people this may not be for, a little background: I am 6'3 250 pounds, 18% body fat, 2 weeks to prepare for my test. Daily smoker, only in evenings (1-2 grams or 40 mg edibles) and weekends (an 1/8 to 1/4 ounces or 100mg edible per day). 50ng/ml cut off. Girlfriend is a physician and I have a master's in computational biology. Here is what you do. Week 1, I did the 14 day cleaner, taking 8 capsules per dose, and I cannot stress this enough, take the week off from going into the office, and your new job for the week is to drink water!!! WATER WATER WATER! YOU WILL LITERALLY BE PEEING WATER OUT YOUR BACK SIDE. What you will also want to do is get some excercise in, preferably near your bathroom, i went for an outdoor run and almost didn't make it back lmao. What you are basically tryign to do is release the toxins from your fat cells with excercise and as you are using this product, you want to make sure to get as much out as you can. The following week, make sure you have Multivitamins, Vitamin B complex, Vitamin C complex, and creatine monohydrate. You will want to continue drinking WATER! I drank 2 gallons per day and mix the creatine monohydrate. The first part of the week, it is fine to excercise but STOP 36 to 72 hours before your test. At this point you want to make sure you are not releasing toxins from fat but rather diluting. I also used concentrate lemon juice and concentrate cranberry to help with a milder detox this week but only with about 32 ounces of the water, did not include that in my 2 gallon amount as mentioned earlier. 72 hours to 24 hours before your test: continue drinking your water, vitamins, no excercise, no fried foods (not sure that helps but I just feel so healthy without them), and no alcohol or caffeine(it serves as a diuretic but it also can dehydrate you, which you want to avoid extra dehydration). Finally, 24 hours before the test: keep with the water and vitamins, if you aren't peeing 20 to 30 times per day, you are not drinking enough water, I would also double up on the vitamins, why? They are also testing for these vitamins in the lab test as well as the creatine monohydrate. You will also want to buy Certo( Google the Certo method) found in the jello aisle at Walmart for like $4. It comes with a 2 pack, the night before your test, mix it in with a 32 ounce Gatorade. The next morning, double your vitamin dose and aim for an afternoon testing time or wake up super early if it is a morning test so you can get a shit ton of water in you. Your pee should still have color from the Vitamin B, keep drinking the creatine, if they don't see creatine and they may test you at more sensitive levels, lab friend mentioned that. The morning of, double up on your vitamins. You will also mix the Certo and Gatorade. What it does it prevent fat being burned from the fast acting sugars. This is a safety net, I also took home tests without using Certo and passed. Good Luck my pot head friends! Stay strong and once you pass, only once it is confirmed, you will blaze again!

Using this product certainly helps you "evacuate". I usually take probiotics and have a bowel movement once a day. With this product, it would be 2-4 times a day -- during the night too. The instructions do say you have to drink at least 8 glasses of water per day. I am not used to drinking that much water, so I would urinate a lot more frequently, including during the night. So in that sense, this product does seem to do the job of "cleansing" your system. The biggest con: be prepared for some cramps. As a man, I am not used to that but know it is to be expected. The first 3 days are the worst, then it's more bearable. Finally, if you follow the instructions, which say to take 4 pills in the morning and 4 pills at night, you end up with 2 pills, which is weird.

READ ALL OF THIS BEFORE MAKING YOUR DECISION! I PROMISE IT WILL BE WELL WORTH THE TIME SPENT! When I first started my diet, I was 270pds at 6'6" tall. As a 32 year old husband, dad and college student, you would expect weight loss to still be reasonably good. However, the last time I hit my goal weight, I was 23 years old. Back then, I was able to shred weight like no tomorrow. I used to be able to eat so much, I got kicked out of a Cici's Pizza buffet after eating too much during a NFL game lol... Anyways, if you are ready to lose some weight and feel like you can actually do something with your life, this is the way to go. Now, everyone always asks, "Well what's the catch?" Ladies and Gentlemen, there is ALWAYS a catch. In this case, I would encourage those of you seeking to really lose weight to go on a 1-week cleanse. What I mean by that is during that 1 week, there is to be NO meat that is consumed...."WHOA WHOA WHOA DUDE! I am not a veggie type of person!" No worries, just check out some of the plant-based meats out there. Although it may be outside of the realm of your knowledge and/or desires, the results are 100% promising. Google and Pinterest are good tools during your cleanse. I use a smart scale to help me keep track of my dieting and gradual short-term goal of hitting 235pds. Now, my long-term goal, that's to be back at that 215 that I was at when I was 23! "Well.... When will I see the results?" Patience is a virtue padawan... After you complete your cleanse, I guarantee you will lose a minimum of 10pds, (Ladies, remember 1pd for woman is 5pds for a man). You cannot expect to lose everything right out of the gate. I don't care who you are, it is not going to happen. Consistency in ANY diet is key, in this case, rest assured, you will be able to meat afterwards. The only catch in this case is that it must be 48-hours apart. This is what I have stuck to and has allowed me to shred weight like no tomorrow. Now, I can bend down, pick up my son, lift boxes at work and even wake up not feeling so stiff. This helps people of all different types. Now for the fun part "Muahahahah!" Sugar free gummy bears, you have nothing on this! During your 1-week cleanse, you will need to be local to a bathroom. Now, I did not have to go every hour on the hour, but I did have to go QUITE A BIT. Most of it was what I considered to be No. 3 (A mix of everything), this was even while eating the veggie-based diet. Look at it this way, you're going to lose all of that crap that is inside of your organs. Why not go out with a bang? No pain, no gain! Today (01/16/2021), I have official gone from 270pds to 240pds. I have been doing this since Nov. 3rd of 2020. Ever since I completed my cleanse, I have lost at least 2-3pds/week. Yes, that is a good deal of time. However, now that I am here, I will NEVER go back. Also, keep in mind, you must go on this cleans 1x/ 6 months. Now, are you ready for weight loss and a promising difference in your lifestyle? This is without a doubt that way to go! They call it, "The Cleaner" for a reason. I am 500% picky as hell and would never recommend something without trying it first. For anyone that is tired of all that excess weight, here is your answer! Below are things you MUST do to make the most impact within your 1-week cleanse and afterwards: - Weigh yourself in 1x before you start the cleanse (NO WEIGH INS IN BETWEEN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!) - Weigh yourself in 1x after a 1-week cleanse (NO WEIGH INS IN BETWEEN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!) - NO SODA OR PRODUCTS LOADED WITH SUGAR, ZERO SUGAR OR CARBS DURING THE CLEANSE! - NO MEATS (During your cleanse, after you're done, you can have meat 48-hours apart) - 0% FAST FOOD (NO QUESTIONS ASKED! NOT EVEN SUBWAY!) - Take the pill 2x/day, in the morning and in the evening - Stay hydrated as much as possible, water will be your best friend - Make sure you stay local to a bathroom throughout the cleanse. You're gonna need it! - Go online to look for plant-based meals. My favorite was lasagna with plant-based meat! - ONLY after your weekly cleanse, eat plant-based meals and meat. Remember, meats must be 48-hours apart. - Lose weight and see results! - Pay it forward and spread the word!

It's great but when I opened it I counted all the pills it says it comes with 52 pills and mine came with only 48 pills.

Very good detox pill.

The reason why I’m getting this one star (I would give it no stars if I could) but it does nothing that it advertises, except maybe for the powerful part. And by powerful I mean it really hurts your stomach like a powerful punch in the gut! I decided to wait until after I moved to take this and I was so happy that I did because I can’t imagine taking this while traveling/moving, which is one of the things that it advertises that it’s OK to do. While taking it I had at least 5-6 bowel movements a day, when I typically have no more than one or two. A couple of the trips to the bathroom were me sprinting while trying to hold it in followed by an explosive bowel movement. I drank the prescribed minimum 8-10 glasses of water, and even stopped taking one evening dose when I noticed my stool was getting almost similar to diarrhea. My stomach hurt constantly throughout the entire process and it still hurting two days after taking the last dose. Hopefully it eventually subsides. I guess only good thing about this is that I did lose about 3 to 4 pounds of weight but I don’t know if that’s because it’s just in the middle of summer and I’ve been sweating a lot as well as exercising a little bit more than normal or if that’s actually effects of this product. I’ve had headaches all throughout the day, I’ve just felt not like myself, and my stomach hurts so badly. So, not worth the trade-off and losing 3 to 4 pounds. Maybe if it was like something more drastic like 5 to 10 pounds, then it would be worth it. Glad that I got this on sale and didn’t pay any more than I did for it, I definitely wouldn’t pay $64 or whatever it is advertised at full price. I don’t leave reviews unless it’s something that’s either really bad or really good and in this case it’s really bad. So, I highly recommend you not to waste your money on this product. You’re better off just drinking more water and exercising more along with adjusting your diet/sleep-schedule, than to try to take some week-long “cleanser” that does nothing but disrupt your entire digestive system.

The Cleaner worked surprisingly well. There was no discomfort, cramping or "pending sense of doom." I drank lots of water and everything went as advertised. Days 2 through 5 were the most effective. By Day 6, my routine went back to normal and there didn't seem to be much left to clean up (I suppose.) I'll definitely do another 7 days later on. I'm pleasantly surprised.

It does work but it’s not as good as they say it is

Bought by accident as a women . I just took one pill less then recommended dose . I’m on day two already lost a few inches around my stomach my pants are already more loose! Doesn’t make me feel weird cramping is minor and that’s only because u have to go .

Best detox on amazon

Only 4 stars because of the amount of pills to take but overall great product