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product_id: 44623636
title: "The Brand New Testament"
brand: "pili groynebenoît poelvoordejaco van dormael"
price: "B/.67"
currency: PAB
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 11
url: https://www.desertcart.com.pa/products/44623636-the-brand-new-testament
store_origin: PA
region: Panama
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# The Brand New Testament

**Brand:** pili groynebenoît poelvoordejaco van dormael
**Price:** B/.67
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

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- **What is this?** The Brand New Testament by pili groynebenoît poelvoordejaco van dormael
- **How much does it cost?** B/.67 with free shipping
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The Brand New Testament

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    For those who want Something Different
  

*by A***T on Reviewed in the United States on November 25, 2023*

This is definitely different. If you are tired of watching formula movies where every next scene is an easily predictable scene, this... well, I just don't know what else to say.  5 stars go for creativity alone.  Not going to take any stars off for subject matter.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Bizarre, Off-beat, and hilarious...
  

*by S***R on Reviewed in the United States on August 3, 2023*

The premise is that God is a grumpy dad who enjoys making arbitrary rules to, in general, make people miserable.  We all know his son, but living in his shadow is God's daughter.  Fed up with his behavior, she takes matters into her own hands, setting off a world-wide panic as she texts to everyone the exact dates that God has decided they'll die.  Their reactions to this news is, to say the least, life-changing.  Wonderful performances and a lot of fun for those who love their humor as dark as it gets.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Cinema masterpiece uncorked.
  

*by J***N on Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2017*

A cinema masterpiece uncorked: its title: the brand new testament.This movie is hilarious, bizarre, hysterically funny. I laughed an hour after this movie was over. Three hours later, I'm still laughing and talking about it. Director Jaco Van Dormael unleashed a gem. I haven't laughed so hard in seeing a movie, since I don't know when. My sides are split, I laugh out loud like a madman, all because of this simply brilliant movie. Funniest film I have seen in years. Or let's say, ever since time started.Belgium French speaking actor Benoit Poelvoorde plays Dieu, a wife, child beating maniac who loses his temper at the drop of a dime and victimizes his family, his wife, La Femme Dieu, and his 10-year-old daughter Ea. The father's absurd violent egotistical behavior is part of the absurd gag of life. In the end, this movie dates back to the French existentialist Jean Paul Sartre and Albert Camus, and the true absurdist of them all Samuel Beckett and his gems Waiting for Godot and the End Game.Nonetheless in the 21th Century, this movie takes the cake on absurd behavior. It's just so damn funny. Off the wall, bizarre, wacky, pore unadulterated hysterical. I'm still laughing four hours later.As a movie, this one is entirely in French. Yet simply enough for an intermediate French speaker to understand. The Brand New Testament is a dark, fantasy comedy unlike any I have ever seen before. That's how original and funny this movie is. It's hysterical. No kidding. On scout's honor, it's worth watching if one understands French, and understands dysfunctional, absurd, odd family behavior. Only if there were six stars, this one would get that.

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*Last updated: 2026-02-24*