Santa Claus: Serial Rapist [DVD] [2016] [NTSC]

"Santa Claus: A Horror Story" and "Santa Claus: Serial Rapist" are the same film. The Horror Story includes a bonus film, "The Druid Zombie." Bill BeZebub fills the film with his atheistic views of religion, his views of politics, and philosophy. Where you are on the belief and education scale will determine how much you enjoy listening to a film filled with monologues, interrupted by Bill in a bad Santa suit raping almost young girls. The rapes themselves are metaphors. Santa represents St. Nicolaus and the Roman Catholic church in general as their rules have serially raped religion throughout the ages. This is explained far too often in the film. A lot of conjecture is spouted as fact, not that it is bad conjecture, it is just an educated guess exactly where the church got its ideas. Acting wasn't that good. Bill needs to stay off camera. The film also consists of a lot of amateurish self promotion with background posters from previous films and a web address. Guide; F-word, rape, FF nudity and a self vagina mutilation scene Bill felt he had to explain in length.

You have to like Bill Zebub, if not you will not like this. Low budget is being generous, still good

失敗でした。

Tis the season to be naughty. This holiday movie is beautiful. Lol

I don't like to be jerk but if you want to spend two hours of your life(which you'll never get back) being preached to by some atheist metal head who read some history and Newsweek.....do it. This fantastic hessian gets on his pulpit to make you aware that the Christain church has lied to you(big frigginn surprise). Admittedly, covering Rome's conversion to Christianity was kinda neat. The pro Uncle Sam policy towards the middle east was boring and trite and what I'd expect from the supposed anti-p.c. Metalhead. Obviously, they'll offend everybody(especially Christians and Muslims) except the neo-conservative hawks and they're buddies abroad. It's all inline with the Slayer ideology of "the U.S. war machine is horrible unless it's killing Muslims." My suggestion to Mr. Bub is to read more history on the middle east and how the Good ole Uncle SAM and Brits have done all they can to exploit and control the region....and fail miserably. Or I guess you and I should accept mindlessly what this film maker wants us to think. Now, that my review is just as boring as this movie, I will tell you the girls are hot! Even with that...this movie gets two horns down.

great