Original Poop Knife The Gag Gift

What a brilliant piece of marketing. No self respecting human being would ever order this utilitarian miracle-worker if it wasn’t classified as a gag-gift. You would immediately be labeled in cyberspace as chronic clogger, and all your social connections would unfriend you. In reality, this is a high quality turd-slicer that is highly engineered and ruthlessly efficient. I ordered several including one for my unidentified, anonymous daughter, two for my at-home personal use, and one for car-carry (cocktail parties, weddings, friends houses, and unexpected emergencies etc). My only suggestion would be a version with a telescoping handle, for use by people with bad backs, and a phobia of brown sewer snakes). I heartily endorse and will be a lifelong customer!

Bought for a friend, she loves it.

A while back, I told a friend about an article I read about a guy who was at his friend's house dropping a huge deuce and he asked for the family poop knife but his friends had no idea what he was talking about. Apparently it's a thing for some families, look it up. We laughed our A$$es off. 2 months later I gave this to that same friend as a gag gift and he thought it was hilarious! We laughed so hard I thought I'd pee myself.

Sometimes I’m a big pooper and growing up I wished toilets had bigger plumbings. But with this, I don’t have to worry. It’s not even a gag gift, because to me it’s very functional. I think people should make this a normal thing instead of clogging up toilets and trying to unclog with a plunger for a long time. Have you seen those public bathrooms where it’s clogged and the poor janitors have to clean it up? Those big pooper people should use their poop knife instead of making it the janitor’s job or other people’s job. I can only poop at home but when I see those public toilets clogged, I know there are more big poopers walking around than we think.

Handle should be longer. Does not keep fingers reliably out of the dirty water. However, it does the job of slicing the job.

So the knife is listed as a "gag" gift but it's 100% useful. Even if you don't take big turds on a regular basis you will eventually take one you question if it'll flush or not. Well the answer to that question is the poop knife. It cuts any size into tiny pieces and wipes clean with ease. Every bathroom should have one so nobody feels like they might ruin a friend or family members toilet.

Arrived as expected

This is a truly honest review. Not a gag. Some people have a high output in the poo department. Normally caused by medications or digestion issues. It's embarrassing to plug up toilets away from the comfort of your home. I have had to go buy a friend a plunger after locking up his plumbing because he didn't have one and got picked on for years. So I keep these in my car incase I have to drop a pop bottle away from home. Very easy to clean after a use and is strong enough to chop up the tuffest turd.