Reynolds Wrap Everyday Strength Aluminum Foil, 75 Square Feet

Favorite brand

Works great

THE BEST ALUMINUM FOIL, NICE TEXTURE, TEARS EASILY!

Name brand is the best for this!

Always perfect

This review was compiled from sixteen years of experience of wearing aluminum foil helmets to stop alien abductions.1. Prepare for a fight. Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. Before you make one, they may try to influence you that you don’t need one. Once you start wearing a helmet they may harass you or perhaps threaten to kill a pet in retaliation. They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet. If you forget to wear it one time they may physically hurt you.2. Have a locked cabinet. Aliens have taken ten of my helmets and several aluminum foil lined baseball caps. If you are not wearing a hat they will go through your entire house looking for them. They will not, however, go into a locked cabinet. Before you make a helmet have some kind of cabinet or trunk that you can lock. That way they won’t take it. All thought is open and controlled in a telepathic society therefore locks are unnecessary. Aliens are unfamiliar with locks and the concept of a lock.3. Make the helmet quickly. You may experience telepathic resistance from the aliens when you try to make the aluminum foil hat. You must make the hat as quickly as possible so you are not overcome by them. The first time I felt telepathic resistance when making the aluminum foil helmet, sharp pains were felt, I pulled the helmet over the head and it stopped. I think I am being watched on what I am doing.4. Secure the helmet with tape or string. Almost any kind of tape or string wrapped around the helmet several times will prevent aliens from removing the helmet if they manage to get close to you.5. Don't be lured out of your current location by the aliens. Stay where you are if you think the aliens are close by. They will make noises by banging on walls to lure you out, but don't fall for it. They also may use lights outside to lure you outside. By luring you out into their territory, you will be more vulnerable to their control.

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