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- UNLEASH THE MEAT. It's impossible to properly value a man's love for jerky, but pure poundage may be the best start. So sharpen those incisors and shimmy into your stretchy pants, because the Cow-pocalypse Crate is bringing enough meaty deva-taste-ion to give a T-Rex heartburn.
- EVERYTHING IN MEAT-ERATION. Gone are the days of choosing between quality and quantity. The Cow-pocalypse Crate suckerpunches this dualistic fallacy with twelve arrogant packs of drool-inducing beef jerky. With this much sheer meat poundage, you can live recklessly.
- AN UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCE. Your collection comes sealed in a wooden 9" x 9" Man Crate, so you'll both get a laugh as he figures out how to crack open his gift with the included crowbar. Fun fact: it takes the average Man Crate customer 15 minutes to open their gift. Beat that.
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MEET OUR COW-POCALYPSE CRATE"Less is more" is a nice adage when discussing smooth jazz and abstract art, but when applied to cured meats, the "less is more" argument collapses faster than a vegetarian attempting powersquats at the gym.With artisan beef jerky, more is clearly more, and it's about time the insatiable carnivores of the world stop receiving the short end of the Slim Jim.IN THE BOX2 Carnivore Candy Jerky, Sweet Picante (3 oz)2 Country Archer Jerky, Crushed Red Pepper (3 oz)2 Country Archer Jerky, Teriyaki (3 oz)2 Chef's Cut Jerky, Cracked Chipotle Pepper (3 oz)2 Bakke Brothers Ghost Pepper Jerky (3.2 oz)2 Field Trip Beef Jerky, Original (2.15 oz)HOW IT SHIPSThis collection comes sealed in a wooden 9” x 9” Man Crate, so you’ll both get a laugh as he figures out how to crack open his gift with the included crowbar. It’s a gift experience you’ll both remember forever!
