Flatulence Relief for Adults, Odor Eliminator. Men’s Bad Gas Odor Absorbers, Flatulence Underwear Help. Gas Relief for adults. Flatulence Pads Silence & Stop Odor Up to 100%. DiscreetZ SB-30

Since my gastric bypass surgery I’ve been having horrible-smelly gas. If I put two of these together and position them correctly they work really well well. It helps me feel confident

This product works for what it is designed for. It's worth it's price and I will keep buying it.

I didn't think it was going to eliminate noise from a fart, but it seemed possible to filter out some of the bad smell.Noise dampening...minimal. If it were IN your butt, or between your cheeks, possibly.The smell does seem to be reduced though. It's hard to really test it because you don't know how stinky one fart is compared to another one. I started with an unfiltered fart, to get a baseline of how strong it was. Then I put on some undies with a couple pads taped inside (that's how you use it btw, tape them to your underwear...lol), and it did seem to make it less stinky. My girlfriend wouldn't help me with this experiment so I can't say for sure. It could have been partly desensitization from the previous fart, or the first one was just stinkier. Either way, that's enough testing something that requires me to smell farts, lol.

I got these mostly as a joke, but I also wanted to see if they actually work.I work in a field where clients are sitting in my office all day, and I like to eat a lot of cruciferous vegetables and alliums. This is not for any nefarious reason, i just like my veggies. This has lead to some...awkward...meetings, as I'm trying to prevent myself from bursting at the seams.It's nice to know that there's a product that will let me sneak one out unnoticed. The instructions are rather odd, and list different methods based on the severity of your gastric distress, but I found that just folding one of the standard rounds in half and tucking it up in my cheeks gave the best result. It seems to silence and neutralize.It has an added benefit, though, as it’s getting warm out, so wearing this product helps absorb extra moisture and prevent friction from the dreaded summer swampass.It seems pretty ok to use all day, but it goes without saying to swap it out after a deuce.I’m sure my coworkers and clients are thankful for me wearing this, even if they have no idea.

BOTTOM LINE:1. I recommend this MarketFree DiscreetZ Flatulence Eliminator. No, this is not a gag gift and no, it is not a joke. These are legitimate pads that work. No one wants to smell other's gas. These absorb the smell significantly and they help reduce the sound.2. The current price of ~$28 is reasonable considering there are 30 pads.LIKES:- The charcoal definitely absorbs smell. I tested these and without going into details, they help to the point of being embarrassed versus others not even sure if a fart has been released. Do yourself a and everyone around you a favor and fart into these pads instead of the open air in public.DISLIKES:- The sound wasn't muffled as much as I had hoped, but at least it wsa reduced by about half.

Obviously looking at these you think it's a gag gift. Which maybe that is what they were going for. But if you are buying them seriously use them you will probably be disappointing. First off, the directions are rather vague. Searching the web and their official instructions you can find that you're supposed to fold these things up and shut them where the sun don't shine. They say that you can use the double-sided tape to affix them to your undergarments, but they also say that that will not work as well. Wearing them without a fixing them to your undergarments is uncomfortable, and there's really no way for it to stay in place. Also they don't do what they say they'll do. It's a silly idea, so don't expect much.

I feel like these are a good gag gift. Something to fill in a gift basket. I didn't notice any huge difference when i farted with these in my underpants because maybe it wasn't lined up directly in front of my gas cannon? I feel like you would have to not move once you installed with fart blocker and then be sitting on it in order for it to filter out the doo doo scented particles. Maybe i just need to sew these together and make a pair of underpants out of them. Otherwise i just cant seem to control exactly which directly my wind is going to blow

I was skeptical of these when I first saw they were available. It is an ACTUAL product to do what it describes. All these years of just farting into couches to hide the sound and smell of farts are over! I simply just sit on it either in my underwear or just place over my bung hole and sit. Seems to do something, at least I can fart into it and save the smells for later and share it with my significant other. LOL. I say this jokingly but I know someone is going to try it! As a joke or for real life use, you'll find some kind of use for these pads.