💖 Elevate Your Massage Game with Nooky!
Nooky Vanilla Massage Oil is a 16-ounce blend featuring fractionated coconut oil, designed for easy absorption and a light vanilla fragrance, perfect for enhancing intimate moments without leaving a greasy residue.
N**E
A terrific vanilla massage oil with an unexpected bonus.
Smells amazing (vanilla), but it's subtle. I can understand from a chemical engineering perspective that less is more, and it's surely the case with this product's design. However, if you want to enhance the aromatic effect, just apply more! And if you need even more vanilla aroma, then just put a few drops of vanilla extract in there and shake well, but I have not done this.I applied it to myself on my arms to gauge the rate of absorption, residue present, and strength of scent after 1 hour. After time elapsed, the absorption was great, no residue, however the scent held up for about 2 hours. The amount applied was about the size of a postage stamp over the entire surface of my forearms and hands, and it spread effortlessly.What I didn't expect was how lovely it smells. The feeling that comes to mind is "charming and disarming." Basically, I could see this being used as somewhat of a deal closer cologne; the kind that you wear when invited to the lady's house for the first time, you're both on the couch in close proximity, and you need a scent to set the mood and handle business. I mean, it's a scented massage oil, so it's obviously designed for women in mind, and I'm sure they did focus group testing to find this particular vanilla scent configuration to be the most attractive. Makes sense, right?Happy customer, great purchase.As for the scent effectiveness as a closer, I'll edit this review with a field report.
B**R
Bottle of Liquid Romance
Oh, Nooky Vanilla Massage Oil, you sultry bottle of liquid romance! This isn’t just oil; it’s a one-way ticket to the bedroom, population: you and your sweetie! The vanilla scent? It’s like Cupid himself bottled a warm, sugary hug and whispered, “Go get ‘em, tiger.” One whiff, and the room transforms into a candlelit love den, with vibes so amorous you’d swear Barry White is crooning in the background.Slathering this silky goodness on is smoother than a rom-com meet-cute. The vanilla aroma wafts up, teasing the senses like a dessert tray at a fancy date night—sweet, inviting, and just a little naughty. It’s not overpowering; it’s the Goldilocks of scents—just right for sparking those “oh la la” moments. My partner and I went from “let’s try a massage” to full-on giggling, swooning, lovebirds faster than you can say “vanilla foreplay.”Easy to apply, non-greasy, and that scent lingers like a flirty wink, keeping the mood steamy long after the massage ends. Nooky, you’ve turned our evenings into a vanilla-fueled love fest, and for that, we salute you. Pro tip: hide this from your nosy roommates unless you want them stealing your romantic thunder!
C**Y
Such a good Oil
LOOOOVE this oil! Very little mess and soaks into the skin well. Showering is much needed afterwards. The smell is sexyyy. We will be a repeat customer.
K**S
Works fantastic, smells like a candle
One of the best massage oils I have ever tried, especially knowing the fact that it's edible. My only complaint is the strong vanilla smell that reminds me of a fragrant candle. A lot of people may love the smell, for me it's more of a candle than an edible vanilla smell.
K**H
Leaves skin soft and non-oily afterwards
This product is a must have for couples or anyone really. Leaves skin soft and non-oily afterwards and has a very nice soft fragrance.
M**.
Looking like a sensual fall and winter ahead!
My buddy had a reasonable objection to certain types of oils - too hard to wash off, poor smells, not edible, etc. I have more massage oil experience than he does so I figured I'd find a good one that would address his concerns. I'll be honest, this one popped up first and it seemed at a glance to meet the criteria I was looking for. Did a test run last night and I sure was pleased with the results. We liked the vanilla smell and both found it to be erotic. If you just towel off some of the oil when you're done, or taking a break, the scent lingers gently and serves as a reminder of the intimacy shared. It doesn't require a lot of washing to remove, especially from hands, though on my hairy chest it needed a couple rounds of bar soap. No problem! My bud was very down with it being made from edible coconut oil, saying he's got no problem kissing areas that have oil on them. I agree. We didn't test all possible applications of this but we'll get to that soon enough. I'm sure it will meet our needs. Taste-wise - it's rather innocuous, which is what I want. Not much taste, not bad, not anything you'd crave to try. I thought the price was right, too. I've purchased massage oils from gift shops and other places and they are two to three times the cost for a similar amount. Now all that remains to be seen is how soon we use it up!
B**E
Yesssssir
Best smelling oil that peaks the sensual glands while all the while triggering your girlfriend's baby oven, essentially sending willy wankey into a baby gravy fountain of fondue :) also is a little oily and has a reputation for staining the sheets a little bit! But well worth the stain considering ol Willie wankey's famous fondue stains them just as much or worse! I think the trade off is worth in ten fold and you'll agree!
B**T
Love it but the pump leaves something to be desired.
We absolutely love this oil. It has a light scent and is great for massages. The best part though is it never gets that sticky feel and it doesn't taste bad. BUT, the pump is horrible. It leaks everywhere and when you use the pump it gets all over the place. The table I have it sitting on is constantly needing to be wiped down because of the dripping. Either way, it's worthy of 5 stars.
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